Broken Clamshell

Instructions for seagulls:

1 - Fly up and down beach screaming at tourists for food.
2 - When no one gives food, land and eat cigarette butt.
3 - Spit out cigarette butt.
4 - Try cigarette butt four more times just 'to be sure'.
5 - Go find a clam.
6 - Pick up clam, fly away and drop it on rocks.
7 - Clam meets sudden and untimely demise.
8 - Have a nice dinner.
9 - Poop on something.
10 - Repeat process until full, plus enough to regurgitate to the kids later.

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